Saturday, June 29, 2019

The Speyside Way

Friday 17 May 2019

Rest day in Pitlochry today.  It's also the first day in a little over a week that I've been "on-grid," so I'm just now learning of the knife attack on the Appalachian Trail that occurred last weekend.

I'm still gathering my thoughts about it.  Obviously my heart hurts for the hiker who was killed and his family, as well as the hiker who was injured.  But it's also given me cause to pause and reflect.

The word "trust" keeps going through my head.  There's a lot of trust that goes into being a long-distance hiker - trust that the people you meet along the way are going to be friendly and helpful and wish you well, or at least not actively be out to harm you.  I carry a knife on me on these trips, in case of emergencies as well as for self-defense.  But really, if a mentally ill man came at me with a machete, what could I realistically do about it?

I'm not going to stop doing what I do.  But this has given me a lot to think about, and it's going to be on my mind as I begin the Speyside Way in the next couple of days.

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Sunday 19 May 2019

Kincraig to Boat of Garten: "The Drowned Land"
Distance: 12 miles
Start: 9:00am
Finish: 3:35pm
Weather: Cloudy and humid

Yesterday was a quiet, rainy day in Pitlochry.  I drifted from cafe to cafe and had a late lunch in a Bangladeshi restaurant, waiting for my late afternoon train to Kingussie.  And then my train ended up being cancelled, so I had to wait almost another two hours for the next one.  But a couple of other women waiting at the station in the same predicament shared their rum and Coke with me, so all was not lost!

Kingussie is an odd little town.  It was once the capital of Badenoch and it is physically located on the tourist trail through the Cairngorm mountains, and yet most tourists seem to bypass it in favor of Dalwhinnie or Aviemore.  Taking a walk down the high street yesterday evening, I saw a fair number of vacant storefronts and "closed until further notice" signs.  The whole town had an atmosphere as if it were teetering on the edge of economic depression, which is a shame, because the proximity of Ruthven Barracks and the River Spey really ought to draw more people there.

Anyway.  My Airbnb host offered to drive me to Kincraig this morning and I gratefully accepted.  My plan had been to catch a bus; but being Sunday, the only bus going from Kingussie to Kincraig was scheduled to depart at 12:37pm, which meant I would have been starting a 12-mile walking day at nearly 1pm.  As it was, I began my walk out of Kincraig just before 9am.

Leaving Kincraig, the trail goes through forest.  There are actually several trails weaving through the forest in a latticework maze, one of which is the Badenoch Way, which sometimes coincides with the Speyside Way and sometimes meanders off to take a less direct but more scenic route toward Aviemore.  The are large, friendly green signs pointing the way toward Aviemore at regular intervals, so any concerns I had about how "finished" this part of the Speyside Way truly is were laid to rest.

After about three miles, the trees thinned out and the trail ran parallel to the railway line pretty much the rest of the way to Aviemore.  I saw one train go by: an LNER train, southbound - possibly going all the way to London.  There were a few short, sharp climbs and descents, but the walking was mostly level.  About a mile south of Aviemore I saw a male pheasant lounging in a field full of sheep.  It was a comical sight, and as I stopped to take a picture I inadvertently flushed two females who'd been hiding near the fence.

I got to Aviemore at about 11:30am - just a little too early for a lot of the restaurants to be open.  But I was in great need of a break, so I sat down on a bench outside a promising-looking pub and settled in to wait.  I was their first customer of the day, in the door as soon as it was unlocked.  Their spinach and pesto ravioli was passable and their American country-western music was terrible.

The trail follows the road north out of Aviemore and then bears to the right.  While this morning I was paralleling the main railway line, this afternoon I was paralleling the Strathspey Steam Train railway line.  I waved to the steam engine and its passengers each time it passed me.  National Cycle Route 7, my companion from the Rob Roy Way, has also found me again, so I was sharing the path with cyclists all afternoon.  The afternoon's walk was level and unchallenging on a clear path through the heather, but it was unforgiving on my feet, particularly as it gave way to gravel and then tarmac on my way into Boat of Garten.

I've now walked 176 miles on this trip, and it feels like it's getting harder rather than easier.  My rucksack feels heavier with every passing mile, and today was the first day that my back truly ached while carrying it.  This is the last long-distance walk that I planned to walk end-to-end on this trip, and I just hope I can finish it.

Song of the day: "The Wind Cries Mary" by Jimi Hendrix

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Monday 20 May 2019

Boat of Garten to Grantown-on-Spey: "I wonder as I wander"
Distance: 11 miles
Start: 9:55am
Finish: 3:50pm
Weather: Light rain in the morning, cloudy in the afternoon

Late start this morning.  I told myself it was because I couldn't check in to my accommodation in Grantown-on-Spey until 4pm so there was little point in leaving early, but really I just COULD NOT summon any enthusiasm for this day.  Yesterday's walking was mostly pretty dull, and I've already been fretting about tomorrow's walk (which is supposed to be the most challenging on this trail), so I was distracted, unenergetic, and surly as I trudged out of Boat of Garten.

I crossed the River Spey on my way out of Boat of Garten - the first of many such crossings I will be making in the coming days.  I soon entered the forest, and stayed there all the way to Nethy Bridge.  I generally dislike walking in forest because the view never changes, so this did not improve my mood.  The monotony made my mind wander.  I wanted to put my MP3 player on to give my brain something to focus on, but I was still sharing the trail with occasional cyclists and needed to be able to hear them coming up behind me, so I couldn't.

I reached Nethy Bridge exactly two hours after leaving Boat of Garten and stopped for a quiche and a pot of tea at the cafe there.  I must have looked truly down-and-out, because a girl who'd been sitting near me and who I'd chatted with a bit bought me a mint cake as I was leaving.  Warmed by her kindness, I left Nethy Bridge in a better mood.

And my mood improved even more as I continued on.  I'd left the forest behind and was now walking on a raised earth embankment between two fields - an old railway line, I came to find out.  There were views toward the mountains and river...and toward the black clouds boiling up behind me.  I passed through a farm, and the River Spey drew alongside again before I crossed it for the second time, racing the rain clouds.

The final part of the day took me into Anagach Woods (trees again!).  I actually missed the right-hand turn into the woods on my first pass and had to double back when I reached a big traffic roundabout and realized I'd gone wrong somewhere.  The waymarker is set far back in the trees, so how anyone is supposed to see it is beyond me.  After a short schlep through the woods, I left the trail where it made a sharp turn to the right and walked into Grantown-on-Spey.

Song of the day: "The Boxer" by Simon and Garfunkel (Mumford and Sons + Jerry Douglas version)

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Tuesday 21 May 2019

Grantown-on-Spey to Ballindalloch: "Follow the squeeze gates!"
Distance: 15 miles
Start: 9:00am
Finish: 6:00pm
Weather: Cloudy in the morning, alternating rain and sun in the afternoon

I had a restless night last night.  I was fretting about today's walk, and my stomach was fretting about the Indian food I had for dinner, so the night was not restful.  Breakfast at 8am, and I was back where I left off yesterday by 9am.  Back into Anagach Woods, in fact.  I saw two men who looked to be out on a morning stroll, plus a woman walking her cocker spaniel.  My hosts from last night have two cocker spaniels, one of whom is the mother of many of the other cocker spaniels who live in and around Grantown-on-Spey.  I wondered if this one was one such.

I emerged from the woods and made my way to Cromdale, passing the old railway platform and crossing the River Spey for a third time.  Then I struck out cross-country toward Ballindalloch.

Reading online resources and WalkHighlands walk reports in preparation for this trail, I got the impression (from reading between the lines) that the landowners between Cromdale and Ballindalloch objected - and continue to object - strenuously - to the Speyside Way going across their land.  This impression was reinforced on the approach to Tom An Uird Wood.  A section of the trail was clearly converted into a sheep-dipping pen recently, and various fencing apparatus remains in the way, often without an obvious access point through.  I physically lifted a few gates out of the way today, and more was to come...

The path climbed up into Tom An Uird Wood, where I found a convenient tree stump for a lunch break.  I had been bracing myself for a long stretch of monotonous forest walking, but I was through the wood surprisingly quickly and then onto more cross-country walking.

On my Harvey Map of the Speyside Way, the trail across Meiklepark Wood and Aird Farm is straight but pathless.  This is very much NOT the case on the ground.  The path skirts around (what I assume is) somebody's property line at right angles, bordered by barbed wire fencing.  And it is often over steep ground, broken ground, tree roots, bog, or some combination thereof.  It's like the landowner went "Nah," forced the path to be diverted, and has subsequently taken zero interest in ensuring that the path is actually passable.  After a while I began to gaze longingly and hungrily at Knockfrink Wood ahead of me, because I knew it would have a sensible forestry track, rather than the landowner's power-trip of a "path" I'd been struggling over for the last two hours.

I motored through Knockfrink Wood, crossed a ravine to get to Garvault Plantation (my last significant wooded section of the day, heralded by a truly precipitous climb into the trees that made me ask "Are you sh!tting me?" out loud to no one in particular), and then descended to the A95 road.  The trail follows the road for a bit before crossing it and going gradually downhill along fields and over some boggy ground to follow the River Spey into Ballindalloch.  I shuffled past Ballindalloch Station exactly nine hours after setting out.  NB: The Delnashaugh Hotel is a good stopover if you're doing the Speyside Way's Tomintoul Spur, but if not, it is two miles off-route.

Song of the day: "99 Problems" by Jay-Z

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Wednesday 22 May 2019

Ballindalloch to Craigellachie: "Whisky Galore"
Distance: 12 miles
Start: 10:00am
Finish: 4:05pm
Weather: Rainy

I had dinner last night and breakfast this morning alongside four Yorkshiremen who are doing the Speyside Way southbound.  Last night, one of them said "The forecast is meant to be decent tomorrow!" so I really should not have been surprised when the day dawned gray and rainy.

A hotel staff member named Andrew drove me up to Ballindalloch Station, sparing me a repeat performance of yesterday's 2-mile roadside walk.  Today's walk was dead-flat disused railway line all the way to Craigellachie.  I'm truly in whisky country now.  I passed three distilleries in quick succession at the end of the day yesterday, and then several more today, including Tamdhu, Knockando, and Aberlour.  They were closed to the public almost without exception, but the smells emanating from them gave a hint of what the finished whisky might taste like.

Today's walk also stays within sight of the River Spey for most of the day, crossing the river for the fourth and fifth time.  In better weather, this probably would have been my favorite day of the walk.  As it was, it rained almost without ceasing.  Parts of the trail were very muddy, and I got wet feet for the first time all trip.  It's time to face the fact that my Salomons are nearing the end of their lifespan.

After getting to the day's halfway point in Carron without finding anywhere sheltered to take a break, I put my head down and absolutely power-walked to Aberlour.  I walked into the Mash Tun in Aberlour at 2:20pm, only to be told the kitchen had closed twenty minutes earlier.  I was able to buy two cups of coffee and a bag of potato chips, though - enough fuel to get me to Craigellachie, a little over two miles further on.

Song of the day: "Lost Girls" by Lindsey Stirling

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Thursday 23 May 2019

Craigellachie to Fochabers: "F*** this trail."
Distance: 12.5 miles
Start: 10:10am
Finish: 4:15pm
Weather: Windy and cloudy but mostly dry

Got a later start than intended this morning, because I had to make a mad dash to Craigellachie's one and only ATM to withdraw some cash to pay the landlady at my B&B.  How embarrassing.

Back where I left off yesterday, I continued on the disused railway line for a short distance before bearing left to get on a minor road.  There was a large group of people ahead of me, but they were following the railway line to Dufftown, which is five miles from Craigellachie and walkable as a spur.  The minor road climbed up into the trees, with some views of the Spey far below.  It was quite a long time before I saw another waymarker and I was getting nervous that I'd missed the turn onto a forestry road, but it turned out to be unmistakable - just look for the big green sign for Ben Aigan.

More uphill climbing on the forestry road, though it was mostly gentle climbing.  I passed a woman coming down the hill on horseback.  Eventually the path leveled off and began contouring around the hill, and about an hour and 45 minutes after setting out from Craigellachie I got to a picnic table with several of my fellow Yanks ranged around it.  I had intended to walk a little further before stopping for lunch since I got such a late start, but it would have been churlish to refuse the table and the company!  The group were walking southbound, having started from Buckie yesterday.  I assured them it was all downhill to Craigellachie and then dead-flat to Ballindalloch, but to be prepared for the section between Ballindalloch and Cromdale.

Soon after leaving the picnic table the trees thinned out and I had my first views in a while, and they were splendid.  Spirits lifted, I finished the last bit of forestry road and then followed a path down to the shooting range - no shooting today, thank goodness.  Farm tracks got me to Boat o'Brig, where I got on the minor road I was to follow the rest of the way to Fochabers.

At this point my feet absolutely REVOLTED.  They did not want to be on tarmac, they did not appreciate the steep switchback climb just after Boat o'Brig, and they definitely did not appreciate being in near-featureless forest again.  I swore a blue streak all the way to Craiglug.  At Craiglug my morale lifted slightly because I was now on the final page of the Harvey map, but it swiftly plummeted again when I got to the steep descent after Culfodie Farm, which is then IMMEDIATELY followed by a steep re-ascent.  I shambled on past Ordiequish and finally into Fochabers.  I'm really glad tomorrow is my last day on this trail.

Song of the day: "Keeping the Faith" by Billy Joel

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Friday 24 May 2019

Fochabers to Buckie: "The Speyside Way Off-Piste"
Distance: 11 miles
Start: 9:20am
Finish: 3:45pm
Weather: Partly cloudy and windy

I left Fochabers this morning with more blue in the sky than I'd seen all week, so my spirits were high.  I walked west and then north out of Fochabers, making my way towards the Moray coast with the River Spey broadening into a delta beside me.

I actually started the day by walking parallel to the actual path, which was a sign of things to come.  Somewhere in the woods on the way to Spey Bay, I ended up on a side trail that ran hard alongside the river, rather than the actual trail which ran through the middle of the forest.  Seeing on my map that this path would rejoin the Speyside Way in a bit, I decided I'd had quite enough of walking in the woods and wanted to see more of the river thank you, so I just stayed on the side trail.

Speyside Way rejoined in due course, I continued north.  A steady onshore wind was blowing, so I could smell the sea a full hour and a half before I could see it.  The spot where the river meets the sea is obscured from the trail by gorse bushes and dunes, but if you really want to see it you can wander off-path a bit.

After a lunch break at the Dolphin Center, I struck out eastward for Buckie.  I somehow got off-trail again here.  The waymarkers seemed to direct me onto a minor road leading to the golf course, and I walked between the golf course and the sea for a while, enjoying the view.  Then the faint path I'd been following dead-ended into a gorse thicket.  I consulted my map and realized I was meant to be waaaay on the other side of the golf course, in the treeline.  I considered my next steps.  I didn't want to backtrack all that way, and dodging golf balls to try and cross the links didn't appeal either.  A passing golfer attempted to direct me to a path he said would eventually link up with the trail, but when I walked in the direction he indicated I ran into a fence.

Lacking any better ideas, I glissaded down the shingle (rather gracefully, if I do say so myself) and started walking on the beach.  Immediately I felt right at home.  I live in a coastal state and have been walking and playing on beaches since I was small, so this was a cinch.  Plus Portgordon was visible just ahead.  I did have to negotiate one burn where it flowed into the sea, carving a channel about eight feet wide and two feet deep.  I hemmed and hawed a bit looking for a good crossing point, but eventually just committed and splashed across, giving my boots and gaiters a much-needed wash in the process.

I rejoined the Speyside Way proper in Portgordon, but I wasn't quite home-free yet.  The Moray Coast Path joins the Speyside Way about a mile south of Spey Bay, and a cycle path also follows the coast here, so it's unclear which waymarkers are for which paths.  Walking out of Portgordon I somehow ended up on the cycle path, which runs a little above the Speyside Way.  I realized it when I looked down at the road and saw a Speyside Way waymarker.

I almost quit a mile from Buckie.  I've been weary of this trail since the second day and I really didn't want to be walking it anymore.  I called my mother for motivation and then pressed on, past Buckpool Harbor, into Buckie's town center, and finally to the finish.  Some people who'd finished earlier were kind enough to take my picture.

I've now completed three long-distance trails totaling 237 miles in just under four weeks.  Wahey!

Song of the day: "Am I Wrong" by Nico & Vinz

Friday, June 28, 2019

The Rob Roy Way

Friday 10 May 2019

Drymen to Aberfoyle: "Piu mosso"
Distance: 11 miles
Start: 8:50am
Finish: 1:45pm
Weather: Partly cloudy in the morning, drizzly in the afternoon

On to the second long-distance path of the trip!  I caught a commuter train from Glasgow to Alexandria this morning, and then a bus from Alexandria to Drymen.  As far as I know there is no monolith or anything to mark the beginning/end of the Rob Roy Way in Drymen - just a National Cycle Route signpost with a Rob Roy Way blaze on it.  I got someone to take my photo and cracked on.

There was bumper-to-bumper foot traffic on the road north out of Drymen.  Most of the other walkers were making their way back to the West Highland Way, and after the intersection of the two trails I had the path almost to myself, except for a Scottish couple who I leapfrogged with for most of the morning.

I recalled this being a fairly nondescript day, and my recollection was correct.  The path is entirely on minor roads and forestry tracks today, which are uncomfortable underfoot, and the views are okay but nothing to write home about.  Still, I lounged by Corrie Aqueduct (which appeared to be leaking?) at lunchtime until a cloud went in front of the sun and I realized I'd better press on if I didn't want to get rained on.  I did get rained on, just a little bit.  But I still got to Kirkton early enough to have a wander around the cemetery, killing some time until I could check in at the Forth Inn in Aberfoyle.

I'm congratulating myself on my weight loss once again!  This day was much easier than it was when I did the Rob Roy Way four years ago.  My body is suffering a little bit, though.  My knees are complaining again, and when I undressed to have a bath I discovered that I had picked up a tick!  It must have attached itself to my leg when I stepped off the path to answer nature's call, because that's the only time my legs were uncovered all day.  I was impressed with how I handled it: I calmly got the tweezers out of the small first aid kit I've been carrying all trip, got the tick to detach on the fifth or sixth try, and only freaked out about it afterward!

Song of the day: "Waly Waly" - Scottish traditional

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Saturday 11 May 2019

Aberfoyle to Callander: "I guess this is the right way?
Distance: 9.5 miles
Start: 10:20am
Finish: 3:45pm
Weather: Sunny

I got a purposely late start this morning, because I'd told my Airbnb host in Callander that I wouldn't be there until sometime after 5pm.  The Forth Inn doesn't start serving breakfast until 9am anyway, which I think is absurdly late.

Last night's dinner of chips with curry sauce was talking back in a BIG way, so I popped into a pharmacy for some ranitidine on my way out of town and then tried to re-find the trail.  This section of the Rob Roy Way suffers from an egregious lack of waymarking, and the waymarkers that do exist are vague.  The waymarker that I assume is supposed to point up the hill to Dounans Camp appears to point into someone's back garden instead.  But after a little bit of head-scratching and map-consulting, I was on my way.

It was a GORGEOUS day today.  Sunny and almost the perfect temperature.  It took me five and a half hours to travel a little over nine miles today, not because of any difficulty with the terrain, but because I kept stopping to admire the view!  I climbed up the shoulder of the Menteith Hills and crossed a sheep pasture, stopping by a burn at the far end to have a snack and admire the view some more.  I was dislodged from my spot by a large group of kids with their chaperones, presumably out for the day, and continued past a lochan jumping with fish.  Then I wended and descended my way along Loch Venachar, marveling at the views across to Ben Ledi and (I think) the Loch Earn Munros beyond.  When I got to the lochside I stopped for a good long while at one of the picnic areas.  I was on pace to get to Callander early despite my late departure from Aberfoyle, so I decided I'd rather kill time looking at the pretty loch than loitering around Callander.

Eventually I bestirred myself, gave my boots a quick wash in the loch, and pushed on.  There were lots of people out enjoying the fine day: playing by the loch, barbecuing, etc.  Someone's dog growled at me, which was disconcerting.

I walked into Callander at 3:45pm and happened to meet my Airbnb host on the street.  He let me in early - what a gent.

Song of the day: "Sultans of Swing" by Dire Straits

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Sunday 12 May 2019

Callander to Strathyre: "Happiness is..."
Distance: 9 miles
Start: 9:30am
Finish: 2:15pm
Weather: Sunny

The day dawned almost cloudless.  I found a place on Callander's high street that was open for breakfast, and finished my meal just as a tour bus disgorged its passengers onto the premises.

I got a photo of Ben Ledi from the bridge over the River Teith and then began the day's walk.  This was my favorite day when I did the Rob Roy Way in 2015, and it was every bit as enjoyable as I remembered.  More so, because it was sunny and mild today instead of sleeting!  I followed the riverside track out of Callander and toward Ben Ledi, and for a mad moment as I approached the foot of the hill I considered climbing it.  I cam to my senses and decided against it (not with the heavy rucksack), but clearly lots of other people had decided that this was a day to be up a hill - the parking lot was absolutely slammed full.

I stopped briefly at the forest cafe for a scone, an elderflower soda, and a toilet break, and then continued on.  As I drew alongside Loch Lubnaig, I thought how nice it would be to find a nice spot by the lochside and just relax for a while.  Just then, I spotted a little side trail going down to the shore.  Don't mind if I do!  I took my boots off for a toe-dip in the loch (cold!) and then just basked like a lizard in the sun for nearly an hour.  It was barely noon, I was already halfway to Strathyre, and it was just too nice a day to be in a hurry.

After a while the wind picked up and it got slightly chilly by the lochside, so I took that as a sign to move on.  The path climbed higher, affording even better views, and I just ambled along with the goofiest smile on my face.  I was still smiling when I reached Strathyre, despite the fact that I'd seen no fewer than four signs saying "Strathyre - 1 mile" over the preceding two miles or so.

Song of the day: 4th movement from The Ninth Symphony by Ludwig van Beethoven

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Monday 13 May 2019

Strathyre to Killin: "Butterflies"
Distance: 13 miles
Start: 9:20am
Finish: 3:00pm
Weather: Sunny and warm

I got a later start than I intended this morning.  First my bed was sooo comfortable that I didn't want to get up, so I was later than I intended going down to breakfast.  Then the breakfast craic with the hosts and the other guests was good, so I lingered a while.  I highly recommend Airlie House B&B to anyone passing through Strathyre - easily in my top 3 favorite accommodations of this trip.

I had a bit of an "oops" leaving Strathyre.  I set off on the track running along the west side of the road, wondering where on earth the right-hand turn that was supposed to take me up into the trees was.  I finally pulled the map out and discovered that I'd missed the turn some way back, but also that this track would eventually rejoin the Rob Roy Way, so no serious harm done in the end.

The path rambled on to Lochearnhead, zigzagging up to meet the disused railway line through Glen Ogle.  It was another warm, sunny day, and the views were lovely.  I found a nice flat boulder a little short of Glen Ogle Viaduct to sit and eat my lunch on, my encounter with the tick having made me gun-shy about venturing into long grass.  Then I continued on past a lochan to the Glen Ogle Snack Van.  The van was open for business, but as I'd only just eaten lunch, I settled for topping up my water and a Snickers bar.  Then I just had the final four miles through the forest before reaching Killin.  The forest seemed to go on for a long time, but I put my MP3 player on and just concentrated on blasting out the miles until I got to the Falls of Dochart.

I saw lots of cyclists today but nary another walker.

Song of the day: 3rd movement from Spring by Antonio Vivaldi

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Tuesday 14 May 2019

Killin to Ardtalnaig: "We might as well be on Mars!"
Distance: 12 miles
Start: 9:55am
Finish: 4:25pm
Weather: Sunny and hot

The climb out of Killin was as I remembered it: long and sweaty.  The sun beat down relentlessly all day.  Forestry land is not my favorite landscape to walk through, but I found myself looking forward to getting into the cool shade of every pine plantation I saw today.  I had lots of company today: the Scottish couple I had met on the first day, plus an Australian couple and a French couple, leaving me as the lone seventh wheel.

Through the gate and across undulating moorland to the hydro dam.  I stopped at the dam to drink water and squint at my map, because I thought I might like to try and bag Creag Gharbh, a Graham which the Rob Roy Way passes right by, today.  Onward to the hairpin turn in the path that would bring me closest to the summit, and I saw my mistake: the slope was far too steep to ascend from this direction.  Looking back toward the dam I could see the line I should have taken, but I didn't particularly want to double back, so Creag Gharbh will remain unbagged for the time being.  Oh well.

A gentle descent down to the pipeline, then across the bog to Ardeonaig on Loch Tay.  The fine weather of the last four days has gone a long way toward drying up the bog, and it was much easier going than the last time I came this way.  Then relentless tarmac to Ardtalnaig.  I was a tired, sunburned, and thirsty walker toiling up the South Loch Tay road.  Passing motorists seemed to be sympathetic - they all seemed to wait for me to give the little "I'm okay" wave before continuing on their way.

Finally to Holly Cottage and my home for the night: a camping pod in the back garden, complete with kitchenette, wet room, and TV.  Early to bed tonight.

Song of the day: "New Wild West" by Jewel

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Wednesday 15 May 2019

Ardtalnaig to Aberfeldy: "Pine forests are nature's air conditioners."
Distance: 15 miles
Start: 8:30am
Finish: 5:00pm
Weather: Sunny and warm

My arms got quite sunburned yesterday, so I tried to get an early start this morning so that I could walk in long sleeves for as long as possible.  The day began with four or five miles of tarmac pounding to Acharn.  Then a right-hand turn to leave the road and climb up to the Falls of Acharn.  This was where I stopped last time, so I was quite pleased to be pushing on, and the view of the falls was the reward.

The French couple and the Scottish couple caught up with me at the Falls of Acharn (the Australian couple were doing the Amulree loop today so I didn't see them again), which was handy because the French couple and I were mystified about which direction to take from the falls to get to the Queen's Drive.  Luckily the Scottish couple knew, having done the trail before.  The next few miles were on a pleasant, grassy path that contoured around the hillside and gave great views of Kenmore down below.  Then the path went through forestry land for a bit.  I was actually relieved to see the pine plantations, because I've discovered on this trail that pine forests are natural air conditioners: the trees actually seem to exhale cold air.  I experienced a new walking surface: steamrolled rocks.  It looked like the path was maybe waiting to be paved with tarmac - I certainly hope not.

For a while I'd been following signposts that said "Path to Aberfeldy X miles."  They, combined with the views of Aberfeldy drawing ever closer, got my hopes up that the end of the day was near.  These hopes were summarily dashed when I saw one of these signposts pointing one way and a Rob Roy Way marker pointing another.  The trail, which had been descending toward Aberfeldy for a while, abruptly turned away from Aberfeldy and began ascending again, which was incredibly frustrating.  I shortly found out why.  The Rob Roy Way takes a circuitous route into Aberfeldy in order to go through a gorge called the Birks of Aberfeldy.  Then it takes a circuitous route through the Birks.  The Birks of Aberfeldy are admittedly very pretty, and the Falls of Moness might actually be more impressive than the Falls of Acharn.  But I spent the whole walk through the Birks thinking "This is nice.  I wish I were less tired, less hungry, less hot, and less in pain, so I could enjoy it more."

I finally popped out into the Aberfeldy town center and walked up and down the street my Airbnb was on, trying to find it.  Two local women finally took pity on my and pointed it out.  I was in near-hysterics from the length and heat of the day when I came through the door, but my hostess was very kind.

Song of the day: "Future Man" by Strength in Numbers

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Thursday 16 May 2019

Aberfeldy to Pitlochry: "Bluebell fields and border collies"
Distance: 9 miles
Start: 8:20am
Finish: 1:40pm
Weather: Sunny

Last day, let's go let's go!  I began following the road east out of Aberfeldy, and stopped about ten minutes into the day's walk to get a haggis roll for breakfast.  Suitably fueled, I continued onward, bearing left onto a footpath following the River Tay.

I followed the River Tay all the way to Grandtully, and it was my favorite part of the day.  The morning was cool, the path was level and comfortable underfoot, and the river was picturesque.  The only thing that momentarily disturbed my groove was a border collie, which came tearing around a corner and toward me, tail wagging, tongue lolling, and leash trailing.  It hugged me and gave me an exuberant kiss-attack.  At length I was able to pry it off me and herd it ahead of me, back in the direction it came from and where its owners presumably were.  Its owners were indeed at the far end of a field a little further along, calling for it.

I had intended to stop for a break in Grandtully.  However, I arrived there at the same time as a big Rolls-Royce convention, and the only place that was open for food at the time was quickly overwhelmed.  Annoyed, and not wanting to wait an hour for the only other eatery in town to open at noon, I walked on.

I crossed the river and began the long climb out of the Tay valley.  It is an unrelenting climb along a golf course and through a sprawling gorse thicket, but the view from the top is amazing.  A brief break at the top for water, and then I began the gentler descent down to the River Tummel.  Forest track gave way to dirt road, dusty from six days of relentless sunshine.  A dash across the A9, over the pedestrian bridge across the River Tummel, and I was on the outskirts of Pitlochry.  All that was left was a quick walk through the woods to the town center, and to the war memorial which marks the end of the Rob Roy Way.

And so I have finished it!  I love this trail, especially the section between Aberfoyle and Killin.  And that's all I have to say about that.  :)

Song of the day: "Heartlines" by Florence + the Machine

Sunday, June 23, 2019

Glasgow and Ben Lomond

Tuesday 7 May 2019

Happy birthday Baby Sussex!

Took the train from Newcastle to Glasgow today, after a much more restful night's sleep at the Albatross.  The bank holiday weekend revelers seemed to have cleared out, and the hostel was practically a ghost town.  What contrast!

The train journey took a lot out of me and I'm not sure why.  Maybe the fact that I subsisted mostly on coffee and sweets today had something to do with it.  I feel a bit restored after having a big hamburger for dinner.

Anyway, the cold snap that hit on the day I walked to Heddon-on-the-Wall is persisting.  I let myself into my Airbnb host's flat and spent the afternoon shivering under a thin blanket on the sofa, feeling like I would never be warm again.  I don't think I've felt an outdoor temperature warmer than 50 degrees Fahrenheit in over a week.  Fortunately I eventually figured out how to turn on the heater in my room, so at least I'll have a warm night tonight.

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Thursday 9 May 2019

I got up very early yesterday to catch the 5:20am train to Arrochar & Tarbet.  Then I loitered around the Tarbet pier for two hours until it was time for the water taxi to Rowardennan.  It was so early in the morning that nothing in Tarbet was open yet, so I paced around trying to keep warm and occasionally looking across Loch Lomond at Ben Lomond with some trepidation.

At last it was 8:45am and time for the boat!  Ten or so of us boarded, most of us dressed for hillwalking, so it seemed like we all had the same idea:  Climb Ben Lomond and be back down in time for the return journey to Tarbet, seven hours later.

We landed at Rowardennan and everyone took off - some toward the Ptarmigan Ridge, some (including me) toward the tourist path.  A stiff wind had been blowing across Loch Lomond for most of the morning, but on the lower slopes of Ben Lomond it was calmer.  The path up Ben Lomond was much the same as I remembered it from my first attempt to climb this hill in May 2012: rough underfoot in places but mostly manageable, with gentle stretches interspersing the steeper sections at well-time intervals.  Mindful that I needed to be back at the jetty by the SYHA hostel by 4:45pm and that it would almost certainly take me longer to come down the hill than to go up, I decided to climb for three hours and then assess where I was and how much further I had to go.

The problem with this plan became obvious when I reached cloud level.  Once I was up in the clouds, I could no longer see further than about 10 meters ahead of me, and I couldn't see above me at all.  Which meant I had no way to judge how far I was from the top.  Additionally, as I gained elevation, the temperature dropped and the wind picked back up and gained strength.  Eventually I was struggling through gale-force winds.

Then I reached snow level, which came as a surprise.  With the top of the hill hidden in clouds, I had no idea there was snow near the top until I got there.  The snow was only in small patches on the grass beside the trail at first, but I had no winter equipment with me, and its mere presence meant that the temperature had to be below freezing.  I tried to push on for a few more minutes, but my hands (gloveless, and exposed to hold my trekking poles) were really beginning to suffer.  The wind was getting even stronger.  Then I met a dude coming down from the top, and he told me I probably had about 40 more minutes of climbing to get to the top.

I looked at my watch - it was not quite noon.  40 more minutes would have been doable but cutting it close in good weather.  In this weather?  Nah.  I made the decision to turn around.

I began to inch my way down the hill.  My hands were absolutely red and burning, but I consoled myself with the knowledge that the fact they were red and burning meant they still had bloodflow.  As I continued to make my way down and lost elevation, the wind gradually weakened and the air got warmer.  Normal feeling returned to my hands.  It had evidently been raining below cloud level and the rocks I had climbed earlier were now wet, but I successfully negotiated them with only a little butt-surfing.

I reached the bottom a little after 3pm.  If I had tried for the summit I would've had to run for the boat.  As it was, I had time to shuffle into the Clansman for a baked potato and a pot of tea to warm up.

We were a cold, wet, and tired group at the hostel jetty.  A Canadian woman named Andrea who I'd seen on the boat that morning showed me her photos of the summit:  It was under at least six inches of snow, and one side of the summit trig point was covered cartoonishly in horizontal icicles.  I was now secure in the knowledge that I'd done the right thing by turning around when I did.

I had two hours to kill until my train back to Glasgow, and Andrea had two hours to kill until her bus back to Balloch, so we had dinner together at the hotel in Tarbet (excellent spaghetti bolognese).  While using their toilet, I got a look at myself in the mirror and was horrified at how windburned my face was!

Eventually Andrea and I parted ways and I trudged up the road to the station.  I still had about 20 minutes before the train was due, so I settled under the platform shelter to wait.  And I realized that for the first time all day, the wind was gone.  The evening was still.  Birds chirped in the trees, settling in for the night.  I could smell woodsmoke from a neighboring house.  What had been a cold and endurance-testing day was turning into that peculiarly Scottish late spring evening that is full of promise, as if the world is taking deep, centering breaths in preparation for something exciting and unknown...

Saturday, June 22, 2019

Hadrian's Wall, part 3 of 3

Saturday 4 May 2019

Portgate to Heddon-on-the-Wall: "Freeze/Thaw Cycles"
Distance: 10 miles
Start: 10:00am
Finish: 3:30pm
Weather: Partly cloudy, windy, and cold

 If I ever do Hadrian's Wall again, I will NOT be staying in Corbridge. The OS map in the Cicerone guidebook makes it look quite close to Portgate, but it is in fact a hair-raising two-and-a-half mile walk away along the A68. Never again. I sat at a picnic table at the Errington Arms cafe to gather my frayed nerves and give my left shoulder a brief respite, since it's begun to protest a bit, particularly when going uphill. Then I struck out eastward, just before 10am.

Much like yesterday, the trail ran parallel to the B6318 for most of the day. Unlike yesterday, the path was actually below road-level for long stretches. Cars were passing at my eye-level. I suspect the trail is actually in the Roman vallum for some stretches here. Blue sky was visible all day and the sun came out periodically, but a vicious northerly wind blew for most of the day and I was COLD. I took a leisurely 75-minute break at the Robin Hood Inn to eat lunch and warm up.

The wind continued to howl as I crossed Whittledene Reservoir and passed through Harlow Hill. Once in a while the wind would drop, the sun would come out, and it would actually get warm for a few minutes...but then the wind would inevitably whip up again. And so the freeze/thaw cycles continued all the way to Heddon-on-the-Wall.

I must be near Newcastle Airport, because I spent the afternoon watching airplanes on approach above me.

Song of the day: "Cloudbusting" by Kate Bush

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Sunday 5 May 2019

Heddon-on-the-Wall to Newcastle: "My kingdom for a boat!"
Distance: 10 miles
Start: 8:45am
Finish: 1:00pm
Weather: Overcast, but warmer than yesterday

It was downhill all the way to the Tyne valley floor first thing this morning. A very short stretch through the woods near a golf course marked the end of any soft conditions underfoot: it was pavement-pounding the rest of the way. I stopped briefly in Newburn to eat a muffin and admire the view of the River Tyne. Several people were out rowing. I thought how nice it would be to commandeer a boat and just let the current carry me the rest of the way Wallsend...I resumed walking, through Newcastle's western suburbs and to the quayside, where I called it a day.

I'm spending the next two nights at Albatross Hostel in Newcastle and I already hate it. I booked a room to myself, but there is a stag party down the hall who've been drinking, hooting, and hollering since lunchtime. But I was able to use the hostel's laundry facilities this afternoon, so at least I've got clean clothes now. Still, the first thing I'm going to do when I have a reliable internet connection again is cancel my hostel in Inverness and book something more highbrow. I am too old for this shit.

Just the last few miles to Wallsend tomorrow!

Song of the day: "One night as I lay on my bed" - English traditional

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Monday 6 May 2019
Newcastle to Wallsend: "Coda"
Distance: 4 miles
Start: 6:15am
Finish: 8:00am
Weather: Drizzle turning to rain

The stag party got in at about 4:30 this morning. After about 45 minutes I gave up all hope of getting back to sleep and got up. After doing some internet work in the hostel's lounge, I headed for the quayside and was back where I left off yesterday by 6:15.

Newcastle Quayside at dawn on a bank holiday weekend is a grim place indeed. I understand the reasoning behind doing this walk westbound now. While there are a couple of attractive stretches running alongside the Tyne, these last few miles mostly go through unattractive industrial estates before finishing right behind the museum at Segedunum. It's honestly a bit of a letdown. Passing through the (in my opinion) much more attractive city of Carlisle before finishing in Bowness would make for a better ending. Furthermore, the museum at Segedunum wasn't even open yet when I got there, so my arrival at the finish was solitary and unheralded.

I took the metro back to Newcastle and made my way back to the hostel, stopping off at Starbucks and Yo! Sushi for some celebratory coffee and food. AND to warm up. I foolishly walked in my jeans this morning and they were soaked and cold. By the time I got back to the hostel the stag party was thankfully gone, and the only noise I had to contend with as I napped was the housekeeping staff yelling at each other in Somali.

After my nap, I took the metro back out to Wallsend, determined to have my "Woo!" moment with the museum staff. That accomplished, I had some Vietnamese food for dinner and am now back at the hostel, contemplating my belongings. Tomorrow it's on to Glasgow.

Hadrian's Wall is a lot of fun and I enjoyed it immensely, but if I ever do it again I will do it westbound and in fewer days - probably 7 rather than 9. It's also been an amazing demonstration of what my new body is capable of!

Song of the day: "Mercy Street" by Peter Gabriel

Tuesday, June 18, 2019

Hadrian's Wall, part 2 of 3

Wednesday 1 May 2019

Greenhead to Steel Rigg: "If your nerve deny you, go above your nerve."
Distance: 7 miles
Start: 8:15am
Finish: 1:05pm
Weather: Cloudy, cool, and damp

I was simultaneously nervous and excited for this day. This is the day that defeated me last time, so it was time to find out of I could do it.

I took the correct turn at Thirlwall Castle and slogged up the hill to Walltown. Then it was up and onto Walltown Crags. Walltown Crags are a bit of a "Choose Your Own Adventure" zone. The waymarkers and visible path both peter out and you're left to find your own line across. But really, as long as you keep the wall/fence/crag edge on one side, you can't go too far wrong. I got to the spot where I turned around last time and kept going. Victory.

After Walltown Crags, the path goes over open farmland for a bit until Cawfields Quarry. Then it's on to Winshields Crags. In a way, Winshields is easier than Walltown because there's a visible path over most of it. In other ways it's harder, because the climbs are steeper. I'm grateful to be doing this walk eastbound, because I did some climbs today that would have been difficult to descend.  In related news, I reached the highest point on the Hadrian's Wall path today!  It's on Winshields Crags and is marked by a trig point.

Near the end of the day the fine mist that had been falling for most of the morning cleared, and I took the opportunity to lounge against the wall for a bit. A walker doing the Pennine Way (which runs concurrently with Hadrian's Wall for nine miles, from Greenhead to just before Housesteads) caught up with me and we talked about the Romans, the countryside, and long walks in general. He continued on his way, and in good time I heaved myself up and continued on to Steel Rigg. I have officially conquered the day that conquered me, and it feels good!

Song of the day: "Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes" by Paul Simon

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Thursday 2 May 2019

Steel Rigg to Carraw: "It's a bit precipitous!"
Distance: 8 miles
Start: 8:35am
Finish: 1:35pm
Weather: Mostly cloudy and moderately windy

 My epic hamburger dinner at the Twice Brewed Inn last night was disrupted by an "I'd like to speak to the manager"-type guest. I ate breakfast early to avoid encountering him again and was back up on the path by half past eight.

 My spirits were good at first. The views of Reel Crags were literally breathtaking and the weather, though cloudy, was holding. But I quickly discovered that Reel Crags contain the steepest climbs and drops of the entire trail. Looking at the map, I had expected to reach Sycamore Gap pretty much immediately after leaving Steel Rigg, but it felt like it took AGES to get there.

Sycamore Gap frankly gave me the creeps. The tree looks like it doesn't belong there and shouldn't be there. The leaves are a different shade of green from any of the other trees or grass in the area. And the way it's framed by two steep cliffs just gives it an otherworldly, vaguely malevolent aura. I could also hear voices on the wind - probably just the young couple walking their dog who had passed me earlier...still, mindful that Beltane had only just passed, I thought it prudent to hurry on my way, thinking "Nope, I've read this book series."

Except I couldn't exactly "hurry." The steep crags made for very slow going. I eventually reached Housesteads and stopped briefly for a snack, then continued up onto Sewingshields Crags. I just couldn't seem to get any momentum going today and my slow pace continued. And the vaguely unsettled feeling that had taken hold at Sycamore Gap was compounded by the fact that I didn't see a soul between Housesteads and Sewingshields Wood.

At the end of Sewingshields Wood, things finally began to look up. I left the crags behind and the terrain became mercifully level. I celebrated by eating my lunch next to Milecastle 34. Four Americans (two couples) came walking westbound and we had a bit of a natter. Body re-energized and spirits bolstered, I continued eastward. I had been high above the B6318 road for most of the day, but the final stretch into Carraw shadowed the road behind a stone fence.

I've been having the time of my life on Hadrian's Wall up until today, and I can't exactly put my finger on why my spirits were lower today. Difficult terrain maybe, but then yesterday's terrain was difficult too and it didn't bother me. I think a lot of it has to do with the realization that I was overcautious when planning this trip. This was my fifth day walking Hadrian's Wall and I'm getting impatient to be done with it, especially now that the most scenic bit is behind me. But I've still got three and a half more days of it ahead of me, and not much to be done about it now. All I can do is take the lesson about underestimating my own abilities and move forward.

Song of the day: "Arrietty's Song by Cecile Corbel

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Friday 3 May 2019

Carraw to Portgate - "Don't get too self-congratulatory yet!"
Distance: 10 miles
Start: 9:00am
Finish: 2:30pm
Weather: Variably cloudy

I slept like the dead at my B&B last night and was back walking at 9 this morning. Today the trail mostly followed the B6318 across pastureland and moorland. The area right around Chollerford was a trial, because the trail goes onto tarmac for a good long while there, as well as descending into the town and then re-ascending out of it. There was much grumbling as I toiled uphill.

But other than that, today's walking suited me well. I've found that I'm happiest when scooting along level, open moorland, with a big sky above me and views all around. I crossed the River Tyne today and passed a few more intact portions of the wall, but I suspect those are going to get fewer and farther between over the next couple of days as I approach Newcastle.

I passed a couple of large groups walking westbound near Chollerford, but didn't encounter another eastbound walker all day.

Song of the day: "Domine Jesu" from Requiem by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Outer Hebrides and the Hebridean Way

Monday 3 June 2019 Long day of travel - with a hangover - yesterday.  Train from Edinburgh to Glasgow (which was late of course), then a l...