Oh God. Ohgodohgodohgod. I was sitting at my computer desk in my room at about 11:00 last night, wearing my baggy black tracksuit bottoms, when I felt *something* brush my toes. I figured it was just my ipod USB cable which was hanging down off the desk, and ignored it. A minute or two later, I felt something scratchy and pinchy at the waistband of my tracksuit bottoms, on the left side. I reached to itch it, but it wouldn't stop, and IT MOVED. I stood up, and a mouse shot down my trouser leg and hid under the wardrobe.
NOT COOL. NOT COOL AT ALL.
Oh, and where are my mousetraps? In the wardrobe. FML.
I slept on the sofa last night. I'm back in my room now, and I don't know whether the little bugger is still here or not. I just know that this is ridiculous.
Cheers, y'all.
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